Wednesday March 21st

So we departed Cork early in the morning to get to the city of Killarney where we did a 180 KM (111 miles, been getting used to the metric system since being over in Europe. Still wonder why the rest of the world BUT the US is on this kind of measurement system. Anyways...) tour of the Ring of Kerry, a historical loop along the southwestern coast of Ireland and through Kerry National Park. To help save some money, we stopped at a grocery store to grab some lunch and snacks for the 7 hour bus tour. For the first time on spring break, I was very relieved to just be able to sit in the back seat (literally), listen to the tour guide, and soak up everything without sore legs at the end of the day. So to get to Killarney, we took a 2 hour bus, then took the tour bus for 6 hours. Led by Dennis, the jolly white-haired Irish man that cracked many jokes and wore a checkered barret. Of course we were all just LOVING the accents, and the many families/old couples joining us on the tour.

After a wonderful introduction of Dennis and the adventures we had to look forward to the rest of the day, we made way northwest to the city of Killorgin, a bog-filled town with lots of wetlands, creeks, and rivers. It's one of the oldest towns in all of Ireland, and hosts Ireland's most historical and oldest festival known to the world thats still celebrated today. Known as the Puck Fair, the men of Killorgin go out into the McGillycuddy mountains, capture the largest wild goat, and bring him back to the city.
For three days, the goat stands up on a 40 foot pillar, wearing a crown, and considered the King of the city. The only reason people sleep is because they pass out from drinking too much, so its just a giant drinking fest while worshiping a goat. The goats name is Puck, and the Puck Fair symbol can be seen all over the city, with a crowned and confusing looking goat on the front.

The next place we went to was the Red Fox Inn, a little cafe that has a historical Irish village and people dressed up from the 1700's, but also specialize in Irish coffee! I could not drink this kind of coffee everyday, but we all enjoyed a nice cup of it before we made way to our next destination. If it wasn't already obvious, the Irish like to drink. So, it is only appropriate that they have coffee with nothing but the famous Jameson whiskey in it. So, with very black coffee, a shot of whiskey, whipping cream, milk, and sugar, this makes up a great little drink that is deemed appropriate to have at any time of day since coffee is in it.

The Red Fox Inn was in a large bog area, where large parts looked liked they had large squares cut out of the ground. Hard to describe, but basically the bogs were important because instead of using wood to heat homes (Ireland at one point was only 1% trees... today it's about 10%), they would cut out parts of the bog, lay it out to dry, and burn it. That's why Ireland has a funky smell to it through the country because some people still burn parts of bog stuff to heat their homes. It takes about 100 years for 1 inch of bog to grow, so there's conservation efforts going on now to try to save most of the areas. I had to giggle a little when Dennis told me this because if it's been working for thousands of years, why stop now? Anywho, onto the next town!

Many sheep and cow farms later, we made it to the coast! Dennis also said that cows in Ireland outnumber the people, which I believe after traveling through out Ireland. We stopped between Glenbeigh and Kells to have the first view of the ocean crashing into the cliffs/rocks with the rolling hills behind. Even seen PS I Love You or Braveheart? Felt like Gerard Butler would pop outta no where and ask me to marry him, THAT kind of magical! haha made it to the city of Kells, and they're famous for the worlds largest and oldest Celtic crosses. We saw some big ones driving through up on huge hills, they made the hills look small- must have been anywhere between 10-30 feet high, made of complete stone.



Now, this next time really made for some great inside jokes between the roommates and I. The quintessential Irish town (that big word description will be explained in a bit), Cahersiveen (pronounced Kuh-har-suhveen) just had been repainted and cleaned up because of it's history with Daniel O'Connell. He was born and raised here, then left to make history.
That guy, Daniel, basically rebelled against the British when they took over the capital of Dublin. The British made it illegal for any Catholic to vote/publicly show that they were Catholic. So he began Ireland's Catholic Emancipation in the late 1700's/early 1800's. He convinced the Brits to change the rule, and was a hero to the entire country-and he did it without any violence. We saw the house that he was born in the hillsides of Cahersiveen (which was a very, run-down skeleton of moss-covered rocks that used to be a house, picture above),

and saw the church that was built and named after him. In Dublin (later in the blog entry for Dublin), they named the central/main street after him, "Daniel O'Connell Street'.
Driving through Cahersiveen we saw some younger girls river dancing outside of their school, and before we made it outside of the city a camera crew hopped onto the bus. Dennis said that they stopped his tour around 6 months ago, interviewing people if they'd go back to visit Cahersiveen. It was in bad shape, so this crew showed it to the people, and since then the local folk did a great job at cleaning the place up!

They interviewed Caroline and Emma, asking questions like, "So, what didja think of the town?" and "So tell me, wouldja come back to Cahersiveen?" and being put on the spot, they responded with "I like the colors, it's very clean" and stuff like that. On their way out the door of the bus, the last person they interviewed was a guy that looked like a college professor. I think he had more time to think (or a silly-huge vocabulary) and went on a five minute explanation, and the only thing from his interview is that he thought it was "a quintessential Irish town." So now we mock the interviewers every once in a while in Irish accents and throw that answer out there. Learning lots already!

Moving on, we drove along the coast until the next town of Waterville. We didn't get out and stop, but Dennis said that this was where the most famous golf courses in Ireland were located. Having all four seasons in one day sometimes, celebrities and pros alike (for some reason I can only remember Sean Connery and Bill Clinton...) find these courses to be rough. A big one that Dennis talked about was Waterville Golf Links Golf Couse, might have to take Dad back there and I can bring extra golf balls and drive the cart, since playing golf isn't in my set of skills. The rain would also make it interesting, since that seems to have been popping in and out all day during our tour. Especially when we could see gusts of it coming from the ocean and big waves crashing practically onto the greens- I'd love to see someone I know try to play that course!

Next stop: Caherdaniel, a city with a great grey-sand beach that was on a large bay with the ocean to the left. Again, big hills, lots of green, a cow pasture on the other side, and still crazy obsessed about Ireland. Another great photo op, with the Scariff Islands in the distance. These two islands, the bigger one on the right, used to be where a monostary was. I don't think it would be easy to survive on an island like that since it really just looked like a giant flat rock, so now theres nothing on it and it was fun to hear Dennis crack jokes about crazy religions.


So we stopped in the city of Castlecove, which being in a deep cove along the ocean, was actually the most densely wiped out city during the plague, only 5% of the people surviving. Obviously they've regrown in population (people, cows, and sheep), and most of it is now a protected park land. Dennis told us about the actual hiking trail of the Ring of Kerry- a 160 KM hike that basically goes to all the parts the bus tour does, but without the bus. He said he did it in 8 days, and with the hills we were going up, I would have to train and mentally prepare myself to do. Maybe someday though, not anytime soon!


Stopped at a random parking lot at the tallest coastal point where there was a man with baby goats and sheep we could pet. Definitely took advantage of this opportunity, as well as the view! Dennis warned us these animals were not potty trained, and my favorite part was holding the sheep. Also go to see it passed around like a baby to all 50 other people on our tour, and by the end it looked like it wanted its mom. That was another fun little pit stop before the next town: Sneem!
All of these Irish town names are really fun to say and made me curious to why there were called this. Maybe you were wondering this too: well, I do not have an answer. But I dare you to try to say Sneem 10 times fast before you read on what its famous for. GO! Hope that was fun, so anyways, the town of Sneem, which in Gaelic means "knot", considers itself the strong point, the knot, of Ireland.

Theres cool architecture and monuments, but the most famous one is in the center square of the 4 by 4 block-wide city. World Champion wrestler, Steve Casey, was from Sneem and won a few times in the 1940's. It was a smaller statue (in the picture its on the right), so I'm guessing he was in a smaller weight class, but something a small town would be proud of! Reminded me of Iowa... and how much I still don't like the sport of wrestling. We drove into the mountain part of the park, where we saw 5 of the 9 tallest points in Ireland. More sheep, more cows: and passed through Molls' Gap.
Moll's Gap is a big gap between two mountains where a narrow lake runs through with a great view! It's also a place where a bunch of roads meet and either head north or south. So with a great deal of road signs, we took a photo and headed to the last leg of the tour. WHEW!


To kill some time, Dennis told us about the Muckross house, a 65 room mansion that was built in the 1830's, and soon updated for Queen Victoria's first visit to Ireland in 1861. Arthur Guiness later bought it, and then it was sold to some other family, and then given to Ireland for preservation type stuff. Must have been too expensive to clean, but we never actually got to see the house since it was gated and in the middle of the woods! Our last stop, Ladies View, had to do with Queen Victoria's visit that year because her ladies in waiting were in charge of setting up a picnic for the queen. But they were too distracted by the views of Upper Lough and Lower Lough Lake, and the scenery, they never set up the picnic and made the Queen pissed off. So, the Irish people renamed the point Ladie's View after those easily-distracted ladies (go figure!).
After a last hurrah of photos, a farewell to Dennis and the return to Killarney, we caught the next bus to the second largest city in Ireland: GALWAY!!! Hope you enjoyed that tour as much as I did. More to come soon! Much love, AF